Lesson #14: Chains & Whips Excite Me [SSS&MMM]

You know I love this girl! The Side Show Bob hair and it is working for her. Check out Rihanna's lastest video for S&M off LOUD. She's as bad as she wants to be!

Just in case you didn't know what you were screaming at the top of your lungs. S&M stands for "Sadism" & "Masochism"

Sadism - [sey-diz-uhm, sad-iz-] noun. sexual gratification gained through causing painor degradation to others.

Masochism - [mas-uh-kiz-uhm, maz-] noun. the condition in which sexual gratification depends on suffering, physical pain, and humiliation.

Don't Get Fooled, University! [#DGFU]

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Lesson #13: Venice

Yesterday I crossed over into Californication. In all of my years of living, I had never been to Venice Beach, CA. Hearing tales of craziness that goes down at the hippie infested Boardwalk, I decided to throw on my DGFU Tank and make the journey. I was definitely in for an adventure.

I learned last week that the beaches in LA are not like OC beaches at all. After almost getting hit by a speeding Volvo while sprinting across PCH and hurdling over center dividers, I knew parking was going to be a task. A quarter tank and a few illegal U-Turns later, my sister and I were strutting down the Boardwalk. The first thing I noticed was how many black people there were because they said African Americans don't go the beach! With the sudden urge to break out into the "Cat Daddy", we continued down to see what other witchcraft was in store. We visited the infamous "Muscle Beach" to find only one person working out. That is not what they depicted on Spongebob. I was shocked to see how open everyone was about selling weed at the "Kush Klubhouse" and insisted pedestrians go visit the Dr. Kush. After devouring an imitation "Hollywood Hotdog" that cost me twice as much, I ran into the love of my life. A couple were selling 3 month old Pitbull puppies. I will be a dog owner by Summer 2011

Venice reminded me of Rocket Power. I could tell some of the older people there have made Venice Beach their chaotic, yet laid back, sanctuary for decades. Watching the edgy skateboarders plunge into a vacant swimming pool as the sun drifted behind distant mountains along the coast, it painted a perfect picture of what California living is about. I will definitely be going back for some discounted bargain hunting and to TwitPic more weirdos!

Don't Get Fooled University!

Muscle Beach

"Come see the Doctor!"

Rosa would not be pleased...

The Boardwalk

This man tried to kill my sister, so I took a picture.

He was going IN! TIU!

[???]

He was ready to kill me.

Lesson #12: K24 or Die

Although I have [and will probably always have], the physique of Jack Skeleton from "The Nightmare Before Christmas", I love to eat! When I used to make the mission from The OC to Hollywood for wild nights of pop, locking, and dropping, there was always a mandatory pit stop to fill my tummy on the way home. When I was craving something more than a greasy bacon wrapped hot dog from the sassy Hot Dog Lady, I stopped at the infamous Kitchen 24 in Hollywood.

All I can say is "YUM!". Located in the heart of Hollywood on Cahuenga Blvd. between Sunset and Hollywood Blvd, K24 is a short drive or walk from any popular club in the area. I like to think of it as an "upscale Dennys". Amazing breakfast food and other typical American dishes prepared in a more prestige way. Blasting all of the club bangers, the night continues while you debrief on the evening's festivities over French Toast or loaded "Smac n Cheese". K24 is the perfect way to end the night.

My favorite dish on the menu is the Build-Your-Own omelette with a side of the AMAZING breakfast potatoes. Sometimes I pay a little more to get my omelette made with only egg whites. Instead of blowing your wallet at Berri's, take your half fancy and slightly inebriated body to Kitchen 24 to soak up some of that A.M.F. and converse with close, or maybe not so close, friends. Occasionally, you may run into your B List celebrity or witness a crazy group of friends turn from smiles to throwing forks at the glass walls and being escorted out by management. If you are lucky, both will happen in the same night like it did for me! If you cannot make it that night, it makes a great spot for Sunday brunch because it is open 24 hours a day [hints the name Kitchen 24 *wink*].

With a fully stocked bar and a young 50's flair to the establishment, K24 is perfect for any occasion. Plus, did I mention the AMAZING breakfast potatoes?! I may have an addiction.

Kitchen 24
1608 North Cahuenga Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 465-2424

http://www.kitchen24.info/Home.html

K24 reviews on Yelp!

Lesson #11: Get Into It, Get Festive. [Christmas 2K10]

The "Casa De Jayce" Estate

This time of year is always bitter/sweet for me. As everyone is frolicking around wearing last year's pea coat and playing the Boyz II Men Christmas album, I just continue on with life. I don't know why I never get into the Holidays, but this year I wanted to try something different. The day finally came five years after I moved out where I got the official "Toot & Boot" from the parent's house. In cleaning out my "unofficial storage unit" that was once my haven as an adolescent, I come across clothes, books, and other items that have been collecting dust over the years. Tis the season to give, so bags and boxes of my clothes and shoes were donated to the Union Rescue Mission on Skid Row in Downtown LA. If you see multiple homeless people fitted in rhinestone studded Ed Hardy hats, you know were they came from... DO NOT be alarmed. From that moment I knew I was going to attempt to get "festive" for 2010.

Yesterday I did something that I have never done before. A few friends of mine gather every year and make ginger bread houses. As weird and socially awkward as that sounds, my immediate reaction was to mark my calender [right before the I remembered that I absolutely hate gingerbread!]. Different is a quality that I have always possessed in many aspects of my character. While everyone else was trying to make a miniature replica of the witch's home in Hasel & Greddle, I wanted to make a something no one has seen before. I created a personalized mini mansion out of Cinnamon gram cracker and cream cheese frosting entitled "Casa De Jayce" with a helicopter pad, rooftop pool party of Sour Patch kids, and a mote with killer goldfish. As Macaulay Cultin beat up two idiots on the big screen, I was focused on my project until it was complete. I felt like a kid again and didn't have to deal with nasty gingerbread!

Although I could have done more to celebrate the Christmas season, constructing an estate out of fat people snacks was above and beyond anything I would ever do. I have been truly blessed my entire life I would be wrong for me to not give back to the less fortunate. Christmas 2010 was a test run and in my personal opinion I passed. Cannot wait for what 2011 brings to the platter. Finish off 2010 strong!

Happy Christmas!

DGFU, helicopter pad, and Sour Patch kids Pool Party

Brent & Javon trying to keep their house a home 

This was 2nd place behind "Casa De Jayce" in my mind. 

After the Northridge Earthquake

Lesson #10: Don't Short Yourself Foo

With my commute to Burbank from my home in OC I have a lot of time to sit and think about... well about life! Today as pollution circulated through my breathing system and Ryan Siecrest revealed the latest on the Kardashion girls, I sat in typical bumper to bumper LA traffic. The topic of my own little personal show was the pre-relationship stage and the constant BS people go through for people who are not even claiming them. I'm not referring to the dating stage when you first meet someone, but when a "couple" is exclusively our even UNexclusively talking.

Now I have no problem with this situation at all. For the peoplewho know me, I've lived in this stage a few drown out times wherethe title never really entered the picture. I also have a lot of friends who stay in this stage for years! Over and over I hear how so-and-so did me dirty again and she/he stays hurting my heart! Hey, if you're ready you're ready, and if you're not.. you're not,but if its really that bad, why are you sticking around and using your energy on someone that is not even your significant other?

I related this experience to a plane flight. If you haven't taken off yet, you're not going to crash. It is okay to let go of someone, especially if you are not able to maintain a healthy friendship with them [because that is what it is, a friendship!]. In fact, it should be easier if you haven't gotten to that level in a relationship. There are in fact cases when a pair are in this pre-relationship stage for so long time they really do develop feelings. To those I say if the thing that is stopping you from taking it to the next level hasn't changed already, then it's probably not going to change anytime soon. What's done is done and what's going to happen is going to happen. It's going to be okay! Get off the plane before it takes off and it crashes...

"You're only given a certain amount of energy during a lifetime... use it wisely"

J B S

[Blog taken from my past blog at jayce-iinc.blogspot.com]

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I had the pleasure of meeting Kita Williams, publicist, executive producer & co-star of VH1'S The T.O. Show. Made sure to gift her with a DGFU V-Neck and pass a Original Tank on to Terrell Owens. Follow her @Kitapubdiva ;)

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Lesson #9: Jump Start Your New Year [Like NOW!]

Happy December! 2010 is in it's final act and it's time to move onto another well anticipated performance.. 2011! It seems like every year Christmas decorations are going up earlier and earlier. I swear my neighbors had a reef on their door before I could even purchase my skimpy Halloween costume. After presents are ripped open and teens are finished hooking up under the mistletoe, it's time to toast to the New Year. January is national "Get back in the gym" month while February is "Eff this I QUIT!" month. Raise your hand if you've done this... thought so!

I started working out recently. For anyone that is close to me know that I absolutely hate the gym. I've had memberships and personal trainers and cannot seem to fall in love with it like some people do. It just turns out that the genetics in my family demand that I have a small build, which some consider lucky [Sue me]. With that said, my personal New Years resolution is going to be getting more physically active. "They" say that you are supposed to have a plan, but I do not want one. As long as I am enjoying myself and physically challenging myself, I'm fine!

For those who live in LA|CA there are plenty of trendy spots to get your cardio on! I've been doing Runyon Canyon in Hollywood and freakin love it! People say that my skinny ass shouldn't be running or doing cardio but I don't care, my heart is a muscle that need to be exercised just like any other muscle. I've also tried the Santa Monica Stairs, which seem like it would be easy...but it's not. The old men and women were beating me with laps up and down those stairs while I'm panting like I'm hiking up with Pyramids of Giza!

Scientific studies show that it takes 21 days for your brain to build a habit. The key is commitment and if you can commit to December you will be set for the entire year of 2011. Whether your resolution is to quit smoking, learning to save and stop blowing your money on pointless BS, or saying goodbye to that trans-fat flab, you have the power to follow through on a resolution. So grab a friend, pop in Kanye's Workout Plan, and get it right, get it tight! #readysetGO!

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Click for info: Runyon Canyon Park
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